My Apology to the Universe

A couple weeks ago, I told y’all how I gave the Big One a lesson in karma. Well, turns out I should heed my own warnings.

I had no sooner posted a status update on Facebook that said, “ {FixItMommy} could very easily go the rest of the day without hearing, “Mommmmmmmaaaaaaaa? ” when it happened.

I love my girls. I love that they are vocal, smart and opinionated.  I love that they are perfectly capable or telling me each and everyone one of their wants, needs, desires and issues.  I do realize how incredibly fortunate I am.

I simply wanted a little quiet time.

I am sorry. I will not wish silence again.

And now my FYI for all of you to go along with my apology:  A brand new 64-ounce unopened bottle of 100% grape juice will bounce when dropped on the tile in the kitchen.  The problem does not lie with the bouncing in and of itself.  The problem occurs when the top of the bottle shatters on the first bounce and the entire 64-ounce bottle of 100% grape juice continues to bounce on the kitchen floor.

And before you ask, no I did not take any pictures of my grape juice explosion.  I was too concerned with getting it mopped up before the dog walked through it and tracked it all over my house.   I was also watching in horror as my grout got darker and darker with each passing second.  Seriously, who picks light colored grout???