The Big One is Full of Them
September 3, 2008
We call them “Allie-isms” and the Big One is full of them. Someday I’ll publish a whole gaggle of them but here this morning’s for a tease.
BIG ONE: I got up all by myself and I went pee-pee and poopy on the potty, mommy.
FIXITMOMMY: Yes you did.
BIG ONE: And now you GET to wipe my butt. Look at the poop in ‘dere. It’s a giant poop and now you get to clean it up. I was just going poopy and pee-pee and then I was just getting some water to dwink.
FIXITMOMMY: Oh is that why the floor is all wet? ( I of course thought it was pee, based on her history).
BIG ONE: No it’s not wet, I was just using a cup, spilly mommy.
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bwahaha!
That is hilarious.
I bet you were excited that you “get” to clean up her butt. hehe.
LOL! Arent YOU lucky! You GET to clean her bottom! You lucky mom, you! (Just throw it back at her when you are 109 yrs old in a nursing home – she GETS to wipe YOUR butt!)