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The Big One is Full of Them

September 3, 2008

We call them “Allie-isms” and the Big One is full of them. Someday I’ll publish a whole gaggle of them but here this morning’s for a tease.

BIG ONE: I got up all by myself and I went pee-pee and poopy on the potty, mommy.
FIXITMOMMY: Yes you did.
BIG ONE: And now you GET to wipe my butt. Look at the poop in ‘dere. It’s a giant poop and now you get to clean it up. I was just going poopy and pee-pee and then I was just getting some water to dwink.
FIXITMOMMY: Oh is that why the floor is all wet? ( I of course thought it was pee, based on her history).
BIG ONE: No it’s not wet, I was just using a cup, spilly mommy.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. September 4, 2008 6:06 am


    That is hilarious.

    I bet you were excited that you “get” to clean up her butt. hehe.

  2. Karen permalink
    September 4, 2008 7:09 am

    LOL! Arent YOU lucky! You GET to clean her bottom! You lucky mom, you! (Just throw it back at her when you are 109 yrs old in a nursing home – she GETS to wipe YOUR butt!)

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