Where Do They Come Up With It?

 It’s hot today.  Way too hot for November in San Diego.  As a result the girls are inside “playing.” I put that in quotes because I am not sure if it’s playing, fighting, or ancient Chinese torture.

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Right now the Little One is lying on the couch, while Big One is standing on top of her singing, “Your butt is a step stool, your butt is a step stool, your butt is a step stool…” What in the world?

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At which point, the Little One says, “Watch out I am going to become a real person.  Right now I am dead.”

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“You’re dead?” the Big One asked. Followed by unabashed giggling.  Weird kids.

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There is a lot of screeching,  giggling and whining going on. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere right?

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It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye (or breaks their neck falling off the back of the couch!)