What Are The Odds?

Who likes math? I would seriously like to know the odds of this happening.

I have 2 girls

They both have 2 feet

What are the odds that I would have to clean poop off of all 4 feet in a matter of 36 hours?

Seriously, I am perplexed how these things happen. What even more intriguing is how the Big One’s recent poop explosion resulted in poop on the big potty, the little potty, the bathroom floor, the bathroom sink, both of her hands, both feet, both legs and her panties and shorts, of course.

I really would be okay with diapers until kindergarten. I hate cleaning poop out of clothes. It’s just plain gross.

In her defense, she was trying to help clean-up her mess and that’s how it got all over the bathroom. Poor kid. I appreciate her efforts, but man it was gross.