Kids Say… Version # 3

Sorry y’all, but since the Husband is deployed, you are going to have to hear more about the silly things my kids say.  I don’t want him to miss out, so I will include them here every once in a while, so he can read them too.
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We were in the car headed to San Diego listening to what has been deemed, “Big One’s Favorite Jesus Freak” CD (actually he was with us for this one).  By the way, if you’d like a complete list of the songs on it,  let me know.  It’s a great mix if I may say so myself.  (and if you like Christian music!)

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So anyway, the song, “If I Was Jesus” came on. The correct lyrics are:

If I Was Jesus, I’d have some real long hair

A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I’d wear

I’d be the guy at the party, turnin’ water to wine

Yeah me and my disciples, we’d have a real good time.

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The Big One busted out singing:

If I was not Jesus, I’d have some real short hair….

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Who knows what else she said because the Husband and I were laughing so hard, there was no way in the world we could have heard what she was saying.

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Then today after she got up out of bed, I reminded her to turn her music off.  Yes, she has music playing in her room all night long.  It helps her sleep, so I don’t care.  Anyway, I asked her to turn it off and she said:

“Yes, Mommy we have to turn the music off.  If we don’t, do you know what it’s called?  It’s called a waste of MUSIC.”

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Apparently my lectures on saving electricity are sort of getting through to her.

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And now for our first ever installment of Kids Say compliments of the Little One.

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We were out to breakfast with my parents today.  The Big One and I were on one side of the booth, while the Little One was sandwiched between Grandma and Grandpa on the other side.

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My dad has several tattoos on his arms.  He was wearing a sleeveless shirt today when the Little One pointed to a tattoo on my dad’s arm.   She said, “G’pa, is dat me?”

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Of course my dad couldn’t twist his arm to see which one she was pointing too ( it was a small booth we were smooshed into).  But I think by the amount of laughter emanating from me, he knew exactly which one she pointed to.

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I know you are dying to know aren’t you.  Let me just show you…

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Yes, that would be a devil, pitchfork and all…. if the horns fit….