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Kids Say the Darndest Things

October 28, 2008

Yes, I admit I am lazy so today’s post is compliments of the Big One.  She says some funny stuff. And since I am no longer in the mood to be funny I offer these “Allie-isms” for your reading pleasure.  (damn freaking dog peed in the house, AGAIN! Right in front I me, I watched her circle, squat and pee. It’s the most aggravating thing ever!}

  • “Mommy, this is a spiwing cup… you know why? Because it doesn’t have a wid.”
  • “Mommy, are these on the right eyes?” When checking to see if her glasses were on right.
  • “I’m just kicking my shoes off cause I mad at you Mommy!”
  • “Maybe I’ll sleep for you tomorrow, Momma.”
  • “When I get bigger, I’ll dwive this car and rowl down de windows.”
  • “Don’t worry guys, it’s just pwetend, it won’t bite your balls.” {It was a pretend tiger and we were rolling the balls back and forth}
  • “No I don’t want to talk about my owie… you just put a Band-Aid on it.”
  • “I’m not yewwing at Sawah, I’m yewwing at dis elephant.”
  • “Mommy, when there is blood, I can cwy.”
  • “SARAH! NO swiping! SARAH! NO swiping!”
  • “Mommy, this hand is holding the snack cup and this hand is eating the snack, so I can’t wipe my butt. “
  • FixItMommy: “Who are we going to pray for tonight?”
    Big One: “Me, so I won’t be naughty.”
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  1. Karen permalink
    October 28, 2008 3:28 pm

    LOL! Record the one about the car – play it back when she’s 16 and tell her to quit whining about “moms OLD car”! (we recently recorded ours saying “no” to any and all questions, including those re dating, staying out late, prices of prom dresses, ponies, etc…)

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