Kids Say the Darndest Things

Yes, I admit I am lazy so today’s post is compliments of the Big One.  She says some funny stuff. And since I am no longer in the mood to be funny I offer these “Allie-isms” for your reading pleasure.  (damn freaking dog peed in the house, AGAIN! Right in front I me, I watched her circle, squat and pee. It’s the most aggravating thing ever!}

• “Well, I don’t like Heaven, I just want Max to come home.”

• “Mommy, this is a spiwing cup… you know why? Because it doesn’t have a wid.”

• “Mommy, are these on the right eyes?” When checking to see if her glasses were on right.

• “I’m just kicking my shoes off cause I mad at you Mommy!”

• “Maybe I’ll sleep for you tomorrow, Momma.”

• “When I get bigger, I’ll dwive this car and rowl down de windows.”

• “Don’t worry guys, it’s just pwetend, it won’t bite your balls.” {It was a pretend tiger and we were rolling the balls back and forth}

• “No I don’t want to talk about my owie… you just put a Band-Aid on it.”

• “I’m not yewwing at Sawah, I’m yewwing at dis elephant.”

• “Mommy, when there is blood, I can cwy.”

• “SARAH! NO swiping! SARAH! NO swiping!”

• “Mommy, this hand is holding the snack cup and this hand is eating the snack, so I can’t wipe my butt. “

• FixItMommy: “Who are we going to pray for tonight?”
  Big One: “Me, so I won’t be naughty.”