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I‘ve been Naughty…. Apparently

October 5, 2008

This here is my official proclamation in “My Name is Earl” style.

I am sorry!

To anyone and anything that I have ever harmed, offended, hurt, lied to, pissed off, beat-up, injured, maimed, killed, insulted, wounded, etc.
I am S.O.R.R.Y.

Please, please, please forgive me and remove the blessed puking curse that has taken over my household.

Last night the Little One fussed for a couple minutes, then coughed and then was quiet. I didn’t even get up to check on her because the entire episode lasted all of three minutes. She wasn’t wailing, gagging, wretching or anything else that resembled the telltale puking signs. She fussed and coughed and then seemingly went back to sleepy oblivion.

Oblivion, my butt. This is what it looked liked in her room at 7:15 when I went to get her up.
And the smell is beyond any words that I can even come up with.

As disgusting as this all is, it is further proof that the Little One is the sweetest child on the face of the Earth. Would you smile like this if you were covered in caked-on puke?

It must be 5 o’clock somewhere, right?

10 Comments leave one →
  1. Erin permalink
    October 5, 2008 8:31 pm

    OMG Joyce, I’m so sorry that you are dealing with all of this! What a mess. But she is such a sweet little thing. Look at her!

  2. October 6, 2008 7:34 am

    Oh dear. I am so sorry. 😦 She is such a darling though!

  3. October 6, 2008 9:43 am

    Wow! I know what that is like, and I’m sorry! But you are right, she is such a little cutie even when covered in puke!!

  4. Karen permalink
    October 6, 2008 11:43 am

    Thats the cutest sick kid i think ive ever seen! (my Big One woke up with a fever the day before yesterday – loads of fun with a 10 day old baby!) But fortunately, no puking. (no sleep for mom or daddy, but no puke…)

  5. October 8, 2008 5:38 pm

    Anyone who can take a pic after that is a #1 mom in my eyes! LOL I hope she’s feeling better!

    And Just because you’re such a great mom (and blogger), I’m giving you an award! Go check out my blog in a few!

  6. Amanda permalink
    October 11, 2008 5:50 pm

    Oh, I’ve been there. Stuck on walls, crusted into the carpet below….and forget about getting it out of the cracks at the bottom of the crib rails.

  7. October 13, 2008 8:02 pm

    Awww such a cutie and I’m sorry she is sick. Have to love the ups and downs of motherhood .

  8. Kalinda permalink
    October 15, 2008 8:27 pm

    Awwww. I’m sorry you can’t get away from the pukies, but really, she is SO cute!!! And getting so big!

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