I QUIT!

I know better than to whine because it can and usually does get worse!

Just for sh!ts and giggles, I imagine, my household decided to go for the trifecta today. Yes I already complained about the Big One puking and the dog peeing on my carpet. So I guess it only fitting that the Little One got in on the action.

What did the Little One do? Well what’s left? You’ve got pee, puke and then you get diarrhea. Not just a little liquid poop in the diaper. This was an explosion of putrid proportions. All over her clothes, body, bed, blanket, sheets, you get the picture.

As soon as I reached the top of the stairs, I knew I was in trouble. The smell wafted all the way down the hallway.

As I result, I am done. I officially declare the kitchen closed. If anyone wants to eat dinner tonight they can get their own freaking food. I will be drowing my sorrows in something liquid, I believe.

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right?